Casino Royale (1967)

Peter Sellers famously fends off a James Bond two-timer

Peter Sellers famously fends off James Bond two-timer Ursula Andress

One Seal Attacks Another at 2:04:33; Animal Cruelty

One Seal Attacks Another at 2:04:33; Animal Cruelty

Dominant Seal Rewarded

Dominant Seal Rewarded Later

Niven Worthless, the Rest a Supreme Waste of Talent

Niven Worthless as Usual, the Rest Proves this flick a Supreme Waste of Talent

 

Directed by: Ken Hughes, John Huston, Joseph McGrath, Robert Parrish, Val Guest, and Richard Talmadge.

This movie (in the words of MST3K) sits on your head and slowly crushes it.

Shit soundtrack by Burt Bacharach

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