Fully Covered 2

Graham Parker 1

07  Storm Inside My House– Minutemen
08  Fake Friends– Joan Jett
09  Planet of Sound– Pixies
10  What Goes On– Velvet Underground
11  Good Ol’ Boys– Waylon Jennings
12  Wipe Out– Surfaris
13  It’s So Easy– Guns N’ Roses
14  12XU– Wire
15  Well– Captain Beefheart
16  Clear Head– Graham Parker

Joan Jett 2

Waylon Jennings 2

Ric Size: guitar, vocals, & photos

Captain Beefheart 2

Recorded December 03, 2015 @ the Last Minute

Last Minute Recording

Produced by Tomp

Velvet Underground 4

These covers were learned (mostly) from pre-Internet music magazines, guitar tablature songbooks & online tabs.

Surfaris tab 1

Guns 'n' Roses 1

Other songs were transcribed using a revolutionary method called the Think System.

Pixies 1

If you think the Pixies in A– then you can play the Pixies in A.

Wire 1

Minutemen 2

This completes a project, whose purpose was to define influences for fans while highlighting (mostly) under-represented artists.  It is obviously also an attempt to tap into their fan bases.  This is approximately 20% of my cover-list.

Fully Covered 2: Playlist

Both of us at Infinitelink & Last Minute Records wish everyone a Happy Holidays!!

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Fully Covered

These are acoustic solo covers, which you never hear in coffee houses.  Infinitelink Records doesn’t own the rights to any of these songs, so they are distributed as videos on our ILR YouTube Channel, for your personal enjoyment.

CCR 1

01 Bootleg– CCR
02 New Radio– Bikini Kill
03 Radio Friendly Unit Shifter– Nirvana
04 Silver Rocket– Sonic Youth
05 Green Eyes– Husker Du
06 Down Payment Blues– AC/DC

Bikini Kill 1

Nirvana 1

Recorded 11-16-15 @ the Last Minute
Ric Size on guitar & vocal
Produced by TomP

Sonic Youth 3

Husker Du 1

AC-DC 3

Last Minute Recording

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Hwy 19 & Main St. (EP)

RS cover shot

 

 

 

 

 

Song Listing

Haters, Step Aside lyrics

Problem Solved lyrics

A Woman in Life lyrics

Weird Ideas lyrics

Rolling Stoned lyrics

Sick Enough? lyrics

Album Credits

ILR Studio

Hwy 19 & Main St. Tavares, FL

Last Minute Recording

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College Radio Promotional Campaign

College Radio Promo CDs

To the station manager/program directors/dj’s:

This is alternative rock.  All tracks are FCC clean.  Best alt-radio tracks include: #1 Spirit of the Road, #3 Ridiculous, #5 Anna Rex, and #11 Money Bug.

Questions/comments: ricsize@gmail.com or phone/text 352-xxx-xxxx.

Thanks for your attention!!

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Promotional copies were mailed to these U.S. college radio stations:

KEXP 90.3FM
113 Dexter Avenue North
Seattle, WA 98109

WUNH Music Director
University of New Hampshire
83 Main St, Durham NH, 03824

KRUI-FM Music Director
379 IMU
Iowa City, IA 52242

KALX-FM
26 Barrows Hall # 5650
Berkeley, CA 94720-5650

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WVUA 90.7 FM Music Director
Box 870170
Tuscaloosa, AL 35487

WRTC Radio Station Manager
300 Summit St.
Hartford, CT 06106-3100

WUSB Radio
Attn: Music Director
2nd Floor Union Bldg
Stony Brook University
Stony Brook, NY 11794-3200

KSCU Student Radio
Santa Clara University
500 El Camino Real, #3207
Santa Clara , CA 95053
Attn: Music Department

KVSC 88.1 FM
Attn: Programming
720 Fourth Avenue South
27 Stewart Hall, SCSU
Saint Cloud, MN 56301-4498

WITR 89.7 FM
32 Lomb Memorial Drive
Rochester, NY 14623-0563

WZRD Radio
5500 N. St. Louis Ave
Chicago, IL 60625-4699
ATTN: Music Director

WMSE 91.7
c/o Erin Wolf /Music Department
1025 N Broadway
Milwaukee, WI 53202

Attn: Music Directors, WGTB
432 Leavey Center, Georgetown University
Washington, DC 20057

WVFS Tallahassee
c/o Music Director
420 Diffenbaugh
Tallahassee, Florida
32306-1550

WKDU 91.7 FM
3210 Chestnut St
Philadelphia, PA 19104

KVRX Student Radio
P.O. Box D
Austin, TX 78713

KZSC Radio– Rock Director
UC Santa Cruz, 1156 High St.
Santa Cruz, CA 95064

KAOS Music Dept.
The Evergreen State College
CAB 104
2700 Evergreen Parkway NW
Olympia, WA 98505

WKNC 88.1 FM
Campus Box 8607
343 Witherspoon Student Center
Raleigh, NC 27695

KPSU Attn: Lanny Lieu
PO BOX 751-KPSU/VG
Portland, OR 97207

WOO 91 (WCWS-FM)
Lowry Center – 1189 Beall Avenue
Wooster OH 44691

92 WICB
118 Park Hall
Ithaca College
Ithaca, NY 14850

WSBU-FM
Drawer O
St. Bonaventure, NY 14778

WERS
Music Director
120 Boylston St.
Boston, MA 02116

WPRK
1000 Holt Ave #2745
Winter Park, FL 32789

A promo copy was also sent for press coverage to:

Orlando Weekly
Attn: Ashley Belanger
16 W. Pine St.
Orlando, FL 32801

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Here is the proof of mailing:

College Radio Tracking-1 College Radio Tracking-2

These stations were hand-picked, and are probably the best chance Electrified! has of being played on the air.  If you are a fan & college radio listener, feel free to show your support by calling in a request.   Any stations that add tracks from Electrified! to their rotation will be credited on this site.

Thank you!!

Ric Size/Eric Meeker

President, Infinitelink Records LLC

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Meat Puppets @ Will’s Pub

Cris & Curt Kirkwood

Meat Puppets played at Will’s in Orlando last night–  supersonic loud!!

Curt Kirkwood

This is still an amazing band that any rock music fan should see– they tour everywhere.

SST-label Classics

Their best records were the SST-label releases in the 1980’s, and while their live performance rests heavily on that catalog, the Meat Puppets still make interesting music and play with hypnotic intensity.

Meat Puppets 2015: Elmo, Cris, Shandon Sahm, Curt Kirkwood

Their lineup now includes (Curt’s son) Elmo on guitar, and the impressive beats of Shandon Sahm.

Drummer Shandon Sahm

Cool footnote: Shandon is the son of Doug Sahm.

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Fan Message #75

Electrified! promo

Thanks to all of you who have downloaded, enjoyed & shared the mp3s from Electrified!  At this point we have still received ZERO press, and have not been offered any venue in which to perform.  We’re hopeful this will change soon, but we are not holding our breath.

It is YOU, the fans who truly make it happen.  The early response to Electrified! has been sensational, as the number of visits to the site (and downloads!) has jumped dramatically.  Anytime you share the songs or direct someone to our site, it helps.  If you really love the music & the message– then keep doing this!!

We have just uploaded the entire album onto Spotify, iTunes, Rhapsody, I Heart Radio, etc…. and it should proliferate completely within a week.  We don’t expect fans to pay for it (especially when we already have it FREE on this site), but it does help us with distribution & promotion.  This is how most people (kids) find new music these days, as the Internet is new radio.  Superfans will add us to their playlists, share on social media, forums & blogs, etc…

At this point, as artists, we have done (and will continue to do) all we can to distribute this music as widely as possible.  The anti-capitalist themes of this art will continue to keep us blacklisted from corporate-owned media & venues.   We leave it up to music lovers everywhere to decide the merits of this art.  If you are among those who passionately love this music, then become part of its success.  This revolution doesn’t happen without your participation!

Thank you again for all the love & support!!

RicSize/TomP

Electrified! FREE Download, Notes & Lyrics

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Download  ELECTRIFIED!
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Credits:

Tom Pearce: percussion, backing vocals
Craig Roy: bass
Bill Pelick: lead guitar, bass
Jessy Lynn Martens: violin, backing vocals
Rachel Decker: chanteuse
RS: vocal, guitar, bass, harmonica

Recorded at Jay Stanley Productions in Apopka, FL; summer/fall 2013

Produced by TomP

Cover photo is a video still shot by Susan Cameron; layout & artwork by TomP/RS

All tunes Published & Copyrighted: No Cliché Songs/ Infinitelink Records 2015

Electrified! is the soundtrack to this unfinished film:

mp3/blogs from Electrified!

No one buys CDs anymore; the mp3/blog is a self-invented format upgrade– discussed fully here.

All tunes individually credited on their mp3/blog link.

mp3                                 blog link

Spirit of the Road             The Spirit of the Road
Schooldaze                      The Circus of Dr. Lao & the SOL
Ridiculous                        The NBA: I Can’t Watch this Game
Atheist Psalm                  What is Zionism & Anti-Semitism?
Anna Rex                         Modelling as Art
Old Friends                      Action Cinema: Keepin’ it Real
Tip of the Cap                  What is Grunge?
Just Because                  Why Marxism?
Listen to the Woman       Understanding Men & LieSpotting
Brothers                          Children of Alcoholics
Moneybug                       Zombieland Redux
Kararak                           Plutocracy & Marxism
More Like Us?                John Lennon: Working Class Hero

Anna Rex-Modelling as Art

ELECTRIFIED!  LYRICS

SPIRIT OF THE ROAD

Twin-cam sixteen valve FI
Sunroof down with the crankin’ hi-fi
Out on the road up on I-95
No room to pass only two lanes wide
With the air-bags off no cruise control
Carburetor’s blown check the manifold
Rain pourin’ down at twelve at night
Battery’s dead got no headlights
With my baby by my side it’s such a relief
We’ve got wind in our hair we’ve got bugs in our teeth
At 110 I’m losing my nerve
Suspension is shot and we’re starting to swerve
Six hours on the road and I’m starting to freak
Pull over for gas and to take a leak
Need and oil change the cylinder’s stuck
It’s been fifty thousand miles and we’re pushin’ our luck
Call AAA and get the tow truck here
Brake line’s gone can’t power steer
With three flat tires and a spare in the trunk
Oughta strip it for parts and sell it as junk

That’s my fuel-injected hotrod driving fast around Deadman’s Curve

Road rage behind don’t tailgate me
Rearview check another SUV
Those US cars look sick I note
Guzzle too much gas and drives like a boat
Loaded with gadgets they’ve got all the toys
Expensive options make too much noise
Japanese cars are better for me
Reliably built for efficiency
My Toyota Tacoma she’s a haulin’ machine
My Honda Accord runs super clean
My Toyota Corolla she’s a mini-jet rocket
When she gets up to speed you just can’t stop it

That’s my fuel-injected hotrod driving fast around Deadman’s Curve

MORE LIKE US?

Are there more like us?
Someone you trust
To show you some guts
Are there more like us?

Song of youth, make it rhyme, rock & roll music right in time
Contagious joy infects my soul, I’m in love with rock and roll
Are there more like us?

Show us your stuff
We’re calling your bluff
Do you have enough?
For when things get rough

KARARAK

July 1, 2002
Out of the night their gunships flew
Fifty women and children mowed down that day
By Uncle Sam and his Green Berets

In God We Trust defend our cause
On Eagle’s wings and imperialist claws
Who pulls the strings? We cannot say
Of our Special Forces and CIA

Johnny’s remains were laid to rest
They pinned a medal where he had a chest
How many more must die this way
For the Stars & Stripes of the USA?

OLD FRIENDS

Today is a good day for and old friend to slip away
Promises that we keep, promises we just make
An instinct hard to find a habit that’s hard to break
Today is a good day for an old friend to slip away

An old friend calls me up asks me who I was
Someone he once knew someone she once loved
A dream lost in the past a forgotten point of view
Someone who holds on someone I outgrew

On what I rely it’s just a crutch
If less is more then I’m too much
Who I am is hard to know
This cool facade is just a show
That stays too long when it should go
Living high means sinking low

RIDICULOUS

The ridiculous nature of US life
For most of the people it’s hardship and strife
This hourly grind for our daily bread
We keep falling behind we can’t get ahead
With bumper to bumper everyday
It’s hard to believe we’re living this way
Rush hour crunch in sweltering heat
Drizzling rain freezing cold sleet
This constant rat race is unpaid labor
Why doesn’t it count as work in your favor?
And when you get home there’s a TV to face
To reinforce values put you in your place
That it’s money and power and beauty and fame
And if you don’t have this then you’re not in the game
Creativity and talent they don’t want any here
Too hard to control it’s hype that they cheer
So the new season’s line-up is more pabulum for you
Some really weak stuff it’s the best they could do
So sit with your Friends, Seinfeld and Ed
American Idol live it all in your head
Because you don’t have a life and you’re going nowhere
And you forgot how to think so you don’t even care

Ridiculous/Quit

In central Florida I’m tellin’  y’all
Doc River’s team could not get a call
Heart & Hustle did not mean a thing
It’s size and strength that gets the ring
So the bigger you are the harder you hit
The more that you win well that’s about it
Shaquille O’Neal bull-rush to the hoop
Lacking the skill to set up and shoot
At the charity stripe even money he’ll brick it
Painful to watch for c-notes a ticket!
It’s a wrestling match down in the paint
Grabbing and holding pretty it ain’t
Unwritten rules just part of the game
It’s one of those things no one can explain
How veteran players use all the tricks
To maintain advantage the whole league’s a fix

Bills pile up so you can’t pay the rent
You’re throw in the street to live in a tent
Credit card balance stuffed to the limit
Twenty five percent well who can afford it?
So pawn all the chairs and rummage the table
US economy is highly unstable
The American Dream has bitten the dust
It’s all a big lie In God We Trust
When pension funds and retirement savings
Are stolen and looted for capitalist cravings
A shrug of the shoulders it’s out of our hands
The invisible market a shift of the sands
The working people get only contempt from above
The ruling elite incapable of love
It’s time to organize the laboring classes
An independent perspective of militant masses
To end the corruption in this critical hour
With socialist goals of seizing the power

Because the whole capitalistic system is…

BROTHERS

Two boys from the same home
Raised in the country where the sweet corn’s grown
With baseball games and snowball fights
And flashlight tag of summer nights

So long ago as brothers and friends
In our tree fort and on our bikes
From joy and laughter two brothers start
How did it happen we grew apart?

We had a father with a bottle of gin
Became addiction killed the man within
And all that was left became bitterness and shame
And the roles we played in a twisted game

I played the hero because I came first
Born to succeed with obsessive thirst
But all that guilt became such a cost
For trying to save a family lost

As the scapegoat you took the blame
For an affliction we could not name
That hurt and anger which pushed you away
Remains deep inside up to this day

November wind blows through the trees
These naked branches have lost their leaves
Oh how I long for the boughs of June
And the robin’s nest and iris bloom

Our childhood lost still lives inside
Beneath the loneliness and compulsive pride
It’s not too late if we try hard
We can reclaim who we are

TIP OF THE CAP

This train ride’s a tip of the cap
American music all across the map
So climb aboard we’re moving fast
To show our love celebrate the past

Now modern rock is NYC
And country time Nashville Opry
I’ve got a ticket for that Memphis soul
Stax/Volt/Sun Records rock and roll

It’s a northbound ride for electric blues
Windy shoulders and stockyard crews
Where guitars sting and mouth harps blow
That urban vibe of Chicago

This Mystery Train rolls southbound too
Jambalaya and crawfish stew
Jazz& blues is what it means
Mississippi delta and New Orleans

I’m on that train I’m westward bound
for LA punk and that surf-rock sound
but I’ll jump rail for the riffs I dig
Those lightnin’ leads flash Texas big

Train, train roll down the line
Tune your ear and you will find
that the sound you hear at every destination
is the folk-rock-soul of a heartbeat nation

JUST BECAUSE

Shake
Slither slide snake
No need to fake
Don’t be a flake

Just because
You feel the buzz
Don’t call the fuzz
Act like you was

Get up and dance
Step from stance
This could be your last chance
To snap out of that trance

Hey beautiful– smile
It never goes out of style
Haven’t seen it in a while
Why impose self denial?

Feelin’ kinda groovy
Starring in a crazy movie
Well this flick should have some nudie
With myself and a cutie

SCHOOLDAZE

I think back to schooldaze I think back to fifth grade
My first love a deep crush, how it felt how it stayed
To notice the first time the features in her face
I can’t help to just stare and daydream into space
Her eyes and her lips and her hair are so pleasing
Does she feel the same way or is she just teasing?

In high school a dull day perfume note thrown my way
Such boldness and fashion and humor on display
A quick sketch endowed with a caption that’s asking
Why is it your true love is afraid of unmasking?
I turn to her blue eyes and my nerve is unsteady
A flower in full bloom I don’t think I’m ready

Cute girl I don’t know asked her friend to meet you
Why is it so hard for emotion to break through
Words of confusion advice that is all wrong
Frustration is the rule peer pressure is so strong

Athletic young lady I don’t know your name
Weak stomach and no spine were always my shame
I buried my feelings of true love down inside
With dumb stuff like jealousy machismo and false pride

Music is my love that never was spoken
This song is a gift to the hearts that I’ve broken
What means love is yourself the essence of being
Expression whose life force is vital and breathing
A love that extends through the cosmos and all time
A passion so pure it transcends sublime

ATHEIST PSALM

For bedtime stories of ancient belief
An atheist psalm is welcome relief
A revolutionary theory the Church will dismiss
Made for today we’re ready for this
It’s a vision of God with 20/20 sight
From an unholy roller; Oh I’m feeling it tonight
The power to heal is back in my hands
And control of my fate is in my command
I rely on myself and what is around me
It’s removed all the doubts that used to confound me
It’s cleared the confusion of a head that was reeling
To believe there’s no God is a cleansing feeling
It’s cleared the confusion of a head that was reeling
To say there’s no God is a cleansing feeling

There is no God
Just a theistic clan
Superstitious fraud
Do you understand me man?

Jesus and Allah and Buddha and Yahweh
Tall tales of old help little today
So on guard defense spine up straight
For hysterical attacks of right-wing hate
From an invalid pope in a flowing cape
And a Vatican that harbors bishops who rape
Little boys molested silenced to tears
Intimidated to protect orthodox careers
Priests hide in the closet as pious pretenders
It’s the Holy Roman Church and its sex offenders
They don’t believe what they preach and neither should you
These hypocrites and liars teach little that’s true
So clear the confusion of a head that was reeling
To declare there’s no God is a cleansing feeling
So clear the confusion of a head that was reeling
To yell there’s no God is a cleansing feeling

Because of different faiths
We must kill each other
Doesn’t this seem stupid?
Can I get an “Amen” brother?

Will my life matter to humanity?
How long can I live and fight off insanity?
On the vigor of youth works the grit and the sweat
It weathers my face so I don’t forget
That the strong and the brave with the weak and the measly
Can live just as long and die just as easily
So I keep no illusions concerning mortality
Death is the end the spiritual finality
When I look in the mirror I see the wisdom is there
In the lines in my skin and the strength of my stare
It’s cleared the confusion of a head that was reeling
To know there’s no God is a cleansing feeling
It’s cleared the confusion of a head that was reeling
To scream there’s no God is a cleansing feeling

ANNA REX

Anna Rex what happened to you what makes you see yourself this way?
That beautiful girl, not much left on that skin and skeleton frame
It’s not fair what men expect I wish we all could feel the same
Distorted view is food for thought while the body wastes away

Video killed the brain that’s how it goes it’s such a shame
Supermodels on TV dream of fortune, desire fame
The message to us all: what’s life without sex appeal?
Just illusions of ourselves in a world we can’t see what’s real

Anna Rex how can I help?
I wish I knew just how you felt

Obsession in the mirror reveals the ghost that was your face
Your self-denial robs youthful glow and leaves a husk in its place
The conflict over want and need rages in your mind
Always yearning ever searching for satisfaction it won’t find

MONEYBUG

In America we’re mostly the same
In our cities the pace is insane
In our leisure we must be entertained
That’s why drugs numb all the pain

TV Billy stays up late
In school he can’t concentrate
But there’s a pill to keep him calm and sedate
That his parents feed him twice a day

Moneybug– the cure is a new drug
Moneybug– always with the… / the cost of these… / the side-effects of these… new drugs

Doc, I got a tooth that hurts
If you touch it just makes it worse
Can you give me a prescription first?
Narcotics are what I prefer

Pedro young and gay
He’s sick dying of AIDS
The cost of treatment is beyond his means
With healthcare run by insurance schemes
So he can’t afford the….

Martha disabled and old
Wasting away in a nursing home
With a dozen meds side effects unknown
Would you want this life to be your own?

More research is to find a cure
But it’s a business that’s for sure
Profit & loss is how they keep score
We forgot what we’re fighting for…

 

LISTEN TO THE WOMAN

The words I say to you will always be true it’s a promise I won’t betray
Kiss me on the lips with a look and a smile, I forget how to play
I love you so much somewhere in my heart for reasons I can’t explain
I listen to the woman even if she’s wrong, there’s something in her way

A toast to our love it will conquer all take away the pain
Believe it in your heart feel it in your soul sear it in your brain
When I became strong I wrote this song it put me on a plain
Stretched me to the limit then I went beyond I’ll never be the same

When I say “I love you”
She knows that I do
What else matters if that’s true?

With infinite patience always in her nature to be warm and kind
A sensing intuition knowing what to say and when to change her mind
She knows herself well, measures all her words in what & how to say
Listen to the woman even if she’s wrong there’s something in her way

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Electrified!– (Rough Cut)

Electrified! is a documentary film about the evolution of a practicing family dentist into musical artist & filmmaker.
This practice no longer exists; as it was shuttered in early 2014.
The staff & patients featured in this film are a fair representation of what went on during its 18 years of existence.

The film was shot & edited from June 2012 through December 2013.
Electrified! still needs money, in order to be truly finished.
It is being released as is on YouTube, because its creators desire the widest viewing audience.

Written & Directed by Ric Size
Edited by Susan Cameron
Produced by Susan Cameron & Ric Size
Directors of Photography: Susan Cameron & Bruce Marcho
Uploaded to YouTube by TomP

Film Cast:

Eric Meeker………….DDS & Ric Size
Tom Pearce………….Drummer & Watch Repairman
Cynthia Lancaster….RDH
Jennifer Jusino………Receptionist
Lidia Barrera………….Dental Assistant
Allan Marsh……………Featured Patient
Elijah Salhani………….Cafe Owner
Art Rich…………………Auto Repair Shop Manager
Bill Warden…………….Tai Chi Sifu
Jay Stanley……………Recording Engineer & Studio Owner
Carol Gray…………….Denture Lab Technician
Mitchell Jim…………..Crown & Bridge Lab Technician
Becca Pearce……….Monopoly Game Contestant
Adrian Pearce……….Monopoly Game Contestant
Brighton Pearce…….Monopoly Game Contestant
Maya Pearce………..Monopoly Game Contestant

“Talented” Crew:

Camera/Editor: Bruce Marcho
Production: WildZebra Media
Lighting: Matt Sowers
Sound Op: Allan Marsh

Basketball scene shot on location at Pat Burke Hoops, in Mount Dora, FL – June 24, 2012.

Challenge Player: Corey Sutherland
Janitor: Pat Burke

Office party and outdoor scenes shot at Belton Bail Bonds in Tavares, FL – July 27, 2012.

Beautiful Woman #1: Angelica-Naia Gabor
Beautiful Woman #2: Jenay Nadine
Beautiful Woman #3: Amber Sym
Beautiful Woman #4: Amber English
Cop: Mitch Bromwell
Gay Guy: Sherwood Heineman
Straight Guy: Allan Marsh
Lady Justice: Ali Camp
Rich Businessman: Robby Camp
Secretary: Stephanie Sherman
Waiter: Tom Pearce
Young Kid #1: Ross Hackney
Young Kid #2: Jamison Moore
Young Kid #3: Katie Hohman
Young Kid #4: Victoria Strawbridge
Young Kid #5: Hunter
Young Kid #6: Jeffy

* In the historical discussion section; German imperialism is shown in green, not purple

Electrified! film Copyrighted by Infinitelink Records/ WildZebra Media

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What Songwriters Need to Know

Find a drummer, one who can keep time & swing.
Songwriters are generally guitar players, who sometimes mistakenly believe music should speed up & slow down.
All competent drummers understand this to be wrong, as music needs to stay in time for it to be listenable.
It is the ability to swing around the beat, which makes the music feel faster or slower.

Drums are the heartbeat that drives rock & popular music.
A great drummer can take a good song to new heights, a sloppy one will kill it.

The best rap & electronica artists have this similar understanding, in their use of sampled & programmed beats.

A singer/songwriter/rhythm guitarist needs accompaniment, otherwise the songs quickly suffer from a sameness of sound.

Bass players are often their own breed of rock musician, maybe because they are relatively uncommon compared to guitar players.
The best bassists are the ones who play bass only.
Like anything else, one needs exclusive devotion to an instrument to become truly proficient.
Guitar players who double on bass have trouble with correct fingering technique (without a pick), and never get the true bass sound & feel.

The bassist is the critical link between guitar and drums.
They must know how to play in time while swinging in the pocket— otherwise known as groove.

With an on-time drummer and groovy bass player, the nucleus for a tight rock sound is established.
Extra support comes in the form of a lead guitar player, and any other gifted musicians that can be found.
Most songwriters are not ace guitar players– and rock records often need one.
Any other support to fatten up & round out the sound, with brass or other stringed instruments, should have classical and/or jazz training.

It is well-understood among musicians, that the best players are all in the classical & jazz domains.
It is much more difficult to be a good jazz guitarist, than a good rock guitarist.
Classical music is even more demanding.

All serious musicians have egos, so make such you have the goods when approaching them.  Treat them with respect, but set reasonable boundaries so you aren’t tolerating head-case nonsense.

Not really a bass player

Not really a bass player

Assembling the right players to go with strong songs, is only half the task in recording a great album.
Studio recording & production is the other half.
Understanding sound and how to record it is a blend of science, experience & artistry; so find a real producer.

The best producers understand the importance of establishing a neutral listening baseline, by “pinking” the recording studio; amateurs aren’t even aware of this concept.
“Pinking a room” means setting up a reference microphone, so a pink noise signal can be measured throughout the studio; and then equalized flat, using a real time analyzer (RTA).
Any room that isn’t acoustically balanced through architectural design will have places where certain frequencies are favored or filtered out, due to the way sound bounces off the walls and other objects.
A knowledgeable producer will equalize (pink) the studio– anywhere microphone recording, monitoring, and playback listening occurs. [1]

Failure to do this will cause errors in distortion and loss of select frequencies.

Example: An unpinked studio has a hotspot in the low-midrange frequency (250 Hz to 500 Hz– a common problem area) where the producer sits, causing distortion errors in monitoring & mixing playback. 

If uncorrected, the tendency will be to lower those frequencies because they sound too loud.   An inexperienced producer mistakenly thinks the recording is too hot in the low-mids, when really it’s distortion in that range, created by the room itself.  Therefore the low-mids get mistakenly lowered in the recording & mix-down, disappearing in the final song when played externally, on a different set of speakers or headphones.

Mix-down is where all the separate tracks (drums, guitars, bass, vocals, etc.) are put together, with effects & stereo placement.
While mixing, the producer’s job is to create fullness in all dynamic ranges (low-mid-high), with tightness, punch & clarity.
The most useful effects for all instruments (including vocals) are compression & reverb.
Auto-tune & equalization are helpful as a vocal sweeteners, and are required by today’s listening standards if singing isn’t pitch perfect.

After the songs have been properly mixed, the album is then mastered.
Mastering is defined as final compression & equalization of audio material, so it plays loud and evenly on all audio systems.
This can now be easily accomplished with freeware. [2]

Pro Tools for PC

Pro Tools is considered today’s industry standard for sound recording.
Unfortunately it comes with a lot a baggage, which doesn’t seem to get enough frank discussion.

Firstly, any honest audio producer will tell you that Pro Tools has serious stability issues, and is infamous for crashing at any time.
Another major problem is incompatibility with non-Apple plug-ins, as many freeware effects (compression, reverb, auto-tune, etc…) won’t operate on Pro Tools.
Also, updates for purchased plug-ins often require more money, and it all starts to feel like a money pit after awhile.
The overall audio quality has also be described as “boxy”, meaning the snare & kick drums sound like they’re being played on cardboard.

The above photo is Pro Tools for PC, which has even more stability issues.  Even this Express package (a bare-bones 8-track console) is a memory hog, using every ounce of a computer’s resources.  If other program’s are running, crashes will be even more frequent.  Updated mixes should be backed-up constantly, to avoid a sudden loss of productive work.

This synopsis of band theory & audio recording may seem a long way from songwriting and creativity, but learning these lessons is essential.  At some point, a songwriter has to give up control of the project, and place it in the hands of other professionals.  This writer is not a drummer, bass player, or producer; but familiarization with these basics allows new songs to flower with artistic creativity, and ultimately achieve a professional level of audio fidelity.

The more a songwriter knows of this, the more he/she can helpfully guide the process.  This knowledge is required for making music that other people will want to hear, as writing a great song just isn’t good enough; it has to be captured into an acceptable recording & polished into an exciting final production, otherwise it falls flat onto deaf ears.

Criticizing the Critics

“Whatever I do, I’ve done the wrong thing for about four years and then suddenly it was the right thing and what I’m doing now is the wrong thing, you know?”    Brian Eno 1988

Dave Marsh on Devo..

In 1967, Jann S. Wenner and jazz critic Ralph J. Gleason founded Rolling Stone magazine in San Francisco.
Volume 1, #1 of Rolling Stone was published on November 9, 1967.
It has since published, every two weeks, with a circulated readership of nearly 1.5 million as of 2013.

Rock music criticism in the U.S. began when Paul Williams created Crawdaddy! in January 1966.
The stated goal of Crawdaddy! and Rolling Stone was to demonstrate that rock music was serious art, meriting criticism.
When asked in 1969, why he decided to start Rolling Stone, Jann Wenner replied “so I could meet John Lennon.”

Jann Wenner

Lester Bangs, Richard Meltzer and Nick Tosches, were serious music critics, who were run out of Rolling Stone by Wenner and Jon Landau. [1]

Lester Bangs’ February 1972 Creem review of Chicago at Carnegie Hall:

“I like this album because it’s on Columbia. I trust them, I believe in their product, because Columbia is the General Motors of the record industry. They consistently come up with the best of everything: best logo, best lettering in artists’ names and album titles, best photography, best cardboard.”

Chicago at Carnegie Hall

Clive Davis, president of Columbia records “had Jann Wenner’s ear whenever he wanted it, which turned out to be often,” [2]
Davis had advanced Wenner $20,000 against future advertising in 1968, which saved Rolling Stone from bankruptcy.
Clive Davis would bail Wenner out again in 1970.

Clive Davis in his 1975 book, Inside the Record Business, “I always took it personally when the paper [Rolling Stone] made a snide comment about Columbia or took one of its artists to task, I occasionally wondered how they could accept consulting and advertising assistance from Columbia – and then poke fun at us, or say downright nasty things.”   [3]

Conflict over Rolling Stone’s direction developed between Wenner and managing editor John Burks, who disdained Wenner’s infatuation with celebrity.
Burks was a journalist, encouraging more political pieces on Vietnam, Kent State, etc.
He eventually resigned in 1971, under pressure from Wenner & his corporate paymasters.

John Burks

Jon Landau, one of the most powerful rock critics of the 1960’s, took over as reviews editor, just as its best writers were being jettisoned.
Landau debuted his new column Rock and Roll Music in the 3/4/71 issue.
The excerpt below is from Part 2 of his ‘history of rock writing’, published in the 4/1/71 issue:

“Three or four years ago, rock reviewing was less problematic than it is today. For one thing, you knew what to write about. The Byrds, the Animals, the Dead, the Airplane, and the Beach Boys were fit subjects for comment; Gerry and the Pacemakers, Dave Clark and Freddie and the Dreamers were not. The Beatles, the Stones, and Dylan were the first inductees to rock’s (as opposed to rock and roll’s) pantheon; after that, everyone bowed in the direction of San Francisco and underground British groups until the appearance of Led Zeppelin.

“Led Zeppelin forced a revival of the distinction between popularity and quality. As long as the bands most admired aesthetically were also the bands most successful commercially (Cream, for instance) the distinction was irrelevant. But Zeppelin’s enormous commercial success, in spite of critical opposition, revealed the deep division in what was once thought to be a homogeneous audience.

“That division has now evolved into a clearly defined mass taste and a clearly defined elitist taste.”

Then, only a few years later, as he’s declaring Bruce Springsteen the future of rock & roll:

“I listen to music with a certain measure of detachment. I’m a professional and I make my living commenting on it. There are months when I hate it, going through the routine just as a shoe salesman goes through his.”

Landau would eventually become Bruce Springsteen’s producer/manager in 1975 for Born to Run, and remains with “the Boss” up to the present.

Landau & Springsteen

Jann Wenner fired respected writer Greil Marcus in 1970 over a negative review of Bob Dylan’s disappointing Self Portrait, as Columbia execs pressured Wenner for a retraction, and more positive new review.
Wenner would often fire writers, then rewrite the more-positive review himself.
Greil Marcus returned to Rolling Stone in 1975, on the heels of his book discussing the origins of rock & roll titled Mystery Train, which was well-received and critically acclaimed by Wenner.
Rolling Stone is known for launching the writing careers of Hunter Thompson, Cameron Crowe and P.J. O’Rourke; all of whom (like Wenner) never revealed much insight beyond their own self-interest.

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Aside: the recent forced retraction of a 9000-word expose’ published in the 11/19/14 issue, on the “rape culture” across America’s college campuses, is an example of the debasement of basic journalistic standards at Rolling Stone magazine, which trace back to its self-aggrandizing origins.
The author of the fictional gang rape was Sabrina Erdely, yet another Gen X feminist screaming her version of neo-liberal nonsense, which Rolling Stone has peddled to the college crowd since the late-1980’s. [4]

Sabrina Erdely: feminist fictional writer

Sabrina Erdely: feminist fictional writer

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In 1977, Rolling Stone moved from San Francisco to New York.
Circulation dropped as Rolling Stone became increasingly perceived by kids as curmudgeonly & out-of-touch; responding slowly to (and even actively resisting) the emergence of punk, funk, reggae and disco.

Paul Nelson convinced Jann Wenner to hire Lester Bangs back in 1978, who contributed until he died from a drug overdose in 1982.

Nelson was the record reviews editor of Rolling Stone from 1978-83, often clashing with Jann Wenner over disco, punk & post-punk (all of which Wenner still despises); while championing the next generation of critics including Kurt Loder.

The first edition of the Rolling Stone Record Guide was published in 1979.
Rolling Stone was still a respected name brand, largely due to the efforts of dedicated luminaries such as: Lester Bangs, Nick Tosches, Richard Meltzer, Lenny Kaye. etc…
However, none of these writers contributed to the Rolling Stone Record Guide.

In charge was Dave Marsh, Rolling Stone record reviews editor since 1976.
Dave Marsh and co-editor John Swenson, seemingly had final say on the ratings & written contents of both the first & second editions of the guide.

Ties that Bind

Journey lead singer Steve Perry on Dave Marsh, “he’s an unusual little man who all too often thinks that his subjective opinions translate to inarguable fact.”

Below is the capsule for Black Sabbath, one of the worst (and most unfair) reviews in the 1983 edition– Ken Tucker disdains, while Dave Marsh rates every record one-star.

Black Sabbath Rolling Stone 1983

Here’s Greil Marcus on Paul Nelson’s forced departure in 1983:

“Paul saw people making or avoiding choices, striking out in one direction or holding back and fading into the crowd. He was sensitive to the risks and the degree of courage or nerve it takes to make a public choice, and to thus stand alone and stand exposed. I think this crucial verge is what he looked for, consciously or not, and what he was drawn to. In his writing, it provided a sense of how high the stakes in pop music could be. Paul was a maddeningly slow writer. He suffered writer’s block. I think this is because he respected his subjects so much he was terrified of getting anything wrong.”

Anthony DeCurtis filled Dave Marsh’s role after his departure in 1983, as the magazine consolidated its transition from counter-culture icon, into mainstream cash cow.

Rolling Stone first began assigning star ratings to records in 1981, a practice the magazine discontinued midway through 1985, then brought back in 1988– with half-star intervals.
By the 1980’s, Wenner demanded upbeat reviews (which could more accurately be called press releases) for major-label ‘star’ acts, even if their record was an obvious stiff.
No new album review could be less than 3-stars for artists like Tom Petty, John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, Rolling Stones, Prince, Neil Young, Don Henley, Steve Winwood, Robert Plant, etc…
Wenner’s stable of hacks– David Fricke, Chuck Eddy, Anthony DeCurtis, etc… could seemingly manufacture a 4-star review for any artist, without even listening to the record.

1992 Rolling Stone back flap

Published in the wake of the ongoing musical eruptions in alternative/college/ hip-hop; the 1992 third edition (now the Rolling Stone Album Guide) was overseen by Anthony DeCurtis.
James Henke with Holly George-Warren are the co-editors.
A mere four [!] reviewers wrote every entry to the 1992 album guide–J.D. Considine, Mark Coleman, Paul Evans, and David McGee.
On the back flap, it claims to be, “the bible of popular music criticism…rock, pop, soul, rap, country, jazz, blues, folk, gospel–for every taste in popular music…”

In this edition, their misunderstanding of hip-hop becomes their new glaring weakness.
Old biases still remained for this tiny sample size of critics regarding funk, disco, punk and post-punk.  Led Zeppelin with the Rolling Stones, finally achieved immortality, along with the rest of classic rock.

Hootie&theBlowfish_FairweatherJohnson

In 1996, staff writer Jim DeRogatis was assigned to review the new Hootie & the Blowfish album Fairweather Johnson.
Legend has it, that he penned a one-star review, and Wenner killed it.
DeRogatis revealed this publicly, and Wenner countered by fired him, claiming the review was poorly written.
DeRogatis mused that while Wenner was not much of Hootie and the Blowfish fan, he definitely was “a fan of bands that sell eight and a half million copies,” which Cracked Rear View (1994) had done.
Wenner demanded a minimum three-star review, which DeRogatis was unwilling to provide.  [5]

Leonard-Cohen

Leonard Cohen addressed his critics in an interview with Paul Williams published in the March 1975 issue of Crawdaddy!:

I’m very, very interested also in the mind of the reviewers, how they change over the decades, and how a man approaches new work. Whether he approaches it in a spirit of curiosity, charity, interest, or as a vehicle for his own self-aggrandizement, his own career. Whether he uses it as an opportunity to display humanism, or cruelty. I mean to me, the critic is on trial at this point.”

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame: Cleveland OH

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is a sham, the creation of a group of industry people and critics who decide who they deem as qualified to be in their little admiration society–   Paul Stanley of KISS

The R&R HoF was created by the record moguls & Jann Wenner.
Wenner brought in foundation director Suzan Evans, editor Dave Marsh, along with attorney Allen Grubman, & record executives Seymour Stein, Bob Krasnow & Noreen Woods.
These are the people who have controlled the R&R HoF, from its outset.

The foundation was established in 1983, and its inaugural class was 1986.
There was no museum until construction was completed in Cleveland, OH in 1995.

The nominating committee has expanded to about 30 music critics, entertainment lawyers and recording executives– who determine the field each year.
Then a voting committee of around 500 people (including elected musical artists), ‘elect’ five new inductees.
Artists qualify for a spot, 25 years after their first recording.

Jon Landau, the chairman of the nominating committee, “We’ve done a good job of keeping the proceedings nontransparent. It all dies in the room.” [6]

This conveniently prevents any discussion of why influential genres such as punk, reggae, funk, disco, post-punk, rap, electronic, etc… have so few artists in the R&R HoF. [7]

Spin Alternative Guide (1995)

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Critics need to be criticized & scrutinized– now more than ever.

This piece is a distillation of an exhaustive online critique: Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Record Reviews. 

Online handle schmidtt has produced the most comprehensive & sensible history of popular music that I have ever read, covering its classic era from the mid-1960’s to 2012 (when this list was compiled).
It fairly balances (IMO) the major genres, while illuminating the darker business side, which control what you hear.
Well written, edited and linked– 5-stars!!

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Rolling Stone’s mythic grip on rock culture needs to be pried loose.
Its monopoly on critical opinion has robbed several generations of listeners of amazing music.
Music genres that Rolling Stone systematically ignores, due to its elitist attitude and brand-name clout, have stunted the playlists of every commercial-music radio station (in the US and beyond), for nearly 50 years.

Today, Rolling Stone is seen by insiders as an appendage of the music industry machinery, which runs on payola and corporate sponsorship.
Popular music won’t become relevant again, until enough people understand what’s making it sick.
The will to heal & grow is only useful if the disease is first properly diagnosed.

Popular music is always defined by the kids. Institutions such as Rolling Stone have co-opted 40+ years of musical heritage (of which they know very little about), and kept it for themselves.  These charlatans have hijacked popular music, distorted it, and held it hostage– all in order to enrich itself; all-the-while marginalizing & strangling any musical forms that operate outside the industry box.

The Internet is the distribution channel of today and the future, and it is how new music is distributed & discovered.  Rolling Stone is the behemoth that has outlived its usefulness, but is not allowed to die.  It serves a valuable function as curator, opinion-maker and gatekeeper for past popular music.  When too many of their opinions become completely untenable, they simply revise their old ratings with a new Record Guide. Their last revision (fourth edition) was published in 2004; now they revise their past ratings & reviews online.

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Music is many things, entertainment and art among them.  Elitist critics who compare works of art in any field, in order to determine which one is “better,” are being silly & pedantic. They become dangerous when they are given credibility.

Music as entertainment should be fairly judged: good, mediocre or bad, for aesthetic reasons.

Music as art doesn’t need to be rated, as much as it needs to be heard.

Punk #2

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